Confessions of a Wonderboy

This man is my (kind of) hero !

2009-09-04T03:17:00.000-07:00

As read today in the news :

A 61-year-old man has been charged with child cruelty after allegedly slapping a toddler he did not know when she would not stop crying at Walmart ...

Police says the girl and her mother were shopping Monday when the toddler began crying. The police report says Stephens approached Ms Mathews and said, 'If you don't shut that baby up, I will shut her up for you.' Authorities say Stephens then grabbed the toddler and slapped the two-year-old girl four times. Police say an examination showed the girl's face was slightly red.

'See, I told you I would shut her up,' he said to the mother after the attack, according to a police report. Stephens got arrested and is now charged with felony cruelty to children after the incident on Monday.

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Let's be real y'all,... kids are just totally annoying AND useless.... I sometimes compare them to dogs... they waste your money, they just eat, drink, sleep, make the house dirty and do nothing in return... at least dogs guard your house... and they dont speak to say bullshit !!! :-/

Everybody who knows me, knows I absolutely hate children... (yes, there, i said it !) especially the noisy bratty type... There is nothing worse than taking the plain, or sitting in the bus, or relaxing in a bar and have a noisy-ass-crying kid to spoil your working-adult-quality time !!

I think it would be for their own good if young children would be kept in cages or at least on a leash at all times... or at least there should be some kind of law that forces parents to keep their children quiet in the following situations

a. in all types of "adult-like-places" : shops, airplanes, cinema's, concerts, etc....

b. between 4 PM and 8 PM : when people return from home and are tired and the last thing
they want to hear is baby-screaming

c. whenever their opinion is not needed / asked for / valuable

Countless times i was THIS close to slapping a kid but of course i don't have the guts for it (and i don't want to go to jail either !!!) so i thank Roger Stephens for putting out this very strong signal to all parents... KEEP YOUR KID QUIET or there can be serious repercussions !!!

P.S. Ok, ok, i admit,... there was no need for him the slap the lil' girl FOUR times... i guess just one little slap would have made the message clear...

P.S. he hit the girl 4 times and her face was just "a little reddish" ??? Roger Stephens slaps like a beyoooootch !!! i would have knocked that little crybaby out ! :-p

text source : http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

picture source : http://dlisted.com

Kim Cattrall looks so tight !

2009-09-04T02:59:00.000-07:00

Wow !!
Michael k posted some pics of Kim Cattrall on the set of Sex and the City 2 and i was so amazed !

This woman must be pushing 60 now and her face still looks tighter than a virgin p*ssy... (so i have heard...i mean, about the p*ssy, not about the face...) There must have been some serious pulling going on with that mug !!

Anyways, i'm feeling quite divided about the sequel to SATC... the first movie wasn't that great already so i'm kind of wondering how they're going to milk the story even more... and of course, the fact that the actresses are all well beyond 40 is also a bit weird ! The series we love so much was about 4 young women finding their way in Manhattan... now it's about 4 MILF's trying to act enthusiast to cash their check !!! hm.... but of course, i will go and watch it when it hits theatres.... just curious to see what happens ! :) (maybe they'll bring Aidan back !) hihihi

picture source : www.dlisted.com

Artist Spotlight : Jazmine Sullivan

2009-09-02T05:04:00.000-07:00

I've been listening to this Jazmine Sullivan song "Bust your Windows" on "repeat" for the last couple of days... The feeling to the song is just really cool and her voice is nice too, reminds me a little of early-days Mary J. Blige...

On a side note though, if you're a crazy heffa and you're thinking about busting my windows, you better know i'd bust your teefs out too !!

:-p

Escandaaaaloooooo !

2009-09-01T07:28:00.000-07:00

Blahahahahaah !!! Durty Mo' at http://www.ykydaw.com/ ain't sh*t for putting us through this type of eye-rapery every-day ! This boy is giving of a serious case of the rainbow feeeever !!!! Those heels are hot though ! And the way he looking at the camera y'all... he just made me moist in my down-low man area ! :)

Ay Caramba ! You better Work Bish ! Make Love to the Cameraaaaa !!!

source : www.youknowyoudeadazzwrong.com

Trends which need to stop NOW !

2009-09-01T01:00:00.001-07:00

This sh*t right here just makes me sick to my stomach... !!
Why would anyone want to do this to my eyes ? I swear if i ever see someone in the street wearing these, i can't be held responsible for my actions... and i'll knock that b*tch out...
Two thumbs down and a bag full of wtf's for the creator of this foolishness right here ! :-o

Marketing-fail

2009-08-31T03:44:00.000-07:00

hahaha... just another proof that all men really are (kind of like) dogs ! :-p

Beats for the Jeeps

2009-08-28T00:58:00.000-07:00

WAAAAaahahahahaa !!
This was one of my favourite jams in the '95 !!! (when we where still rocking discmans and Lil' Kim was black !)... Everybody knows Wonderboy prefers the peen over the poon... but if i'd ever HAVE to marry... this would be my pick ! :-)

Hold up Wait a minuuuuuute... don't go there... cuz i ain't your Hoooooooooooo-oooo-oooo-ooooh !!! ahahaha

Pizza Face :-o

2009-08-28T00:35:00.000-07:00

What the hell was he thinkin' ? :-o
*i'm sick*
....

Wonderboy’s tips for a fabulous life.. Fashion and lifestyle do’s and don’ts !

2009-08-26T02:23:00.000-07:00

Whassup beyotches ! Posting has been a bit slow lately, cuz I had lots of shiat going on ! but now I’m back on track and postin’ like a maddafakka ! :) ahahahah ! (actually, my automobile broke down… so here I am, sitting in my car, live-blogging while waiting for road-assistance to come and save my ass !)

So… now that we have some more time… here it is… by popular demand…. the Wonderboy’s deca-log for a Wonderlife-style ! (part I)

Fashion do’s and don’ts

I particularly dislike mono-coloured-dressing people ! You have probably seen them once somewhere sometime … they’re these people wearing one-coloured clothes from head to toe… combining the white pants, with the white shirt, with the white shoes and the white belt… this is a big no-no… why the hell you wanna do that for ? Unless you want to look like a big ole boring mono-coloured-object (let’s say “a boat”, or a “bus” or a “used glass container”….) I don’t think that is the purpose… Always mix in some color… be fresh, be colorful ! P.S. You get extra annoyance-points for being dressed in all white, or all denim… that shit is NASTY and soooo nineties ! (see the spray-on-tanning-accident-dressed-in-all-white-looking-like-a-fool below)..

Meterological challenged dressers are the worst too !!! …. Uhuh… you know who I’m talking about… it’s 40°C hot outside and the fool is wearing a sweater or a jacket (most of the time to show of the brand)…These are the same type of people who be wearing flip-flops with jeans… that shit ain’t right ! If it’s hot, you wear shorts (with flip-flops) and if it’s cold, wear some jeans and sneakers… It ain’t that hard is it ??? No need to get everything mixed up, with this global warming and everythang, the weather is already f*cked up as it is ! Repeat offenders in this category are “The American teenager tourist” with their nasty toes in their nasty flip flops under their nasty jeans !, or the “Black Man in the club” wearing waaaay to much clothes and dying of over-heating…. shades in da club are not-done either... it ain't called a "night-club" for nothing dude... there's no sun, no need for shades... plus, when you don't see shyt... you don't know who you're talking to.... and trust me, waking up in the morning and realising the b*tch has no teefs is not a good way to start of your day ! *urgh*

(P.S. i love me some Zac Efron though ! loool)

The classics : if you are STILL wearing Sandals in the ’09, or wearing white tube socks…. Then you know there’s something wrong with yo’ ass… Unless you are blind, and have NOOOOO friends to tell you that shit is ugly, you are not supposed to do this shit ! I just don’t understand how some people still rock the “white socks under suits”-look… (even Albanians should have gotten the memo by now!) I shouldn’t even be telling you this again, now should I ? Additionally, if you are a man and you wear any type of foot-wear-material that shows your toes… than I am not your friend… (unless they are flip-flops in summer, see point 2). I do not, nor will I ever accept Crocs, Sandals, Shoes with holes, or anything similar… And if you are a guy wearing Birkenstocks, I’ll have to drop-kick your silly ass to hell… boy bye ! :-/

Tattoos…. Can turn ugly pretty quick too ! We’re in the 2009 and the nineties are NOT coming back so let’s get a couple of things straight !.... If you recently got (or considering to get)...

1. a barcode,
b. a tribal,
c. Chinese signs tattooed…

... I should punch you in the face !!! That stuff is so un-original and totally 5 minutes ago… You’re not supposed to have any of these unless you are

a. a product,
b. a tribal neo-zealandish aboriginal or
c. a Chinese warrior…

But in any of these cases, it would be highly unprobable that you would be reading this… And don't even get me started on these fools who get Brand-names and logos tattoo'ed... DIDNT ANYONE TELL YOU THAT THAT SHIT IS PERMANENT ?! Get your shit straight goddamned !

picture : www.youknowyoudeadazzwrong.com

And a last type of shit i hate is the "Gay Man in love" (and feeling an uncontrollable need to share…)... Well guess what beyotch.. I don’t give a flying fuck… Don’t you just hate that ? Whenever a gay guy (fiiiiiiinally) finds a boyfriend, they just turn into these Mother Theresa-moralising type of boring bitches…. They start talking in “we-s” in stead of in “I-s”… And whenever you happen to have a one night stand (cuz yes, we’ve got needs too!), they’re quick to let you know how disgusting “you single people” are… Ay caramba ! And to say they were probably the major dick-eating ones before getting ‘of the street’… Another highly annoying habit of the GMiL (gay man in love), is calling you to “ask how you are doing?” and before you even got to answer the question, they just blahblahblahblah hours away about their lovers… fool siddown, I got better things to do than to listen to that bullshit… and guess what… your boyfriend is UGLY...

Follow these five rules... and i'm sure we can be friends ! :)

MORE TO COME SOON !!!

In the mean time, if you have any other "Fashion trends that really piss you off"... hit the comment button... or hit me up at confessionsofawonderboy@yahoo.com or tweet my ass at www.twitter.com/WBConfessions :)

Panty Creamer of the Day : Josh Hartnett

2009-08-26T01:59:00.001-07:00

Josh Hartnett... but before he decided to turn all gross and greasy... :)

He used to be so ssssweeeexxxyyyyyyy (sans the moustache) ! :)

Fashion Faux-pas of the week ! Teyana Taylor

2009-08-26T01:49:00.000-07:00

The "i'm kinda famous for being useless"-girl Teyana Taylor was spotted at the Halloween II premiere in Hollywood this week... looking a certified HOT ASS MESS !!! (look at those toe-nails y'all !)

Tattoo-miss

2009-08-21T06:23:00.001-07:00

This is why i would neeeeever get a tattoo somewhere without asking for references from other people (i trust)...

The guy on the tat looks like Polynesian mixed with Meth-face ! :-o
And why do their teeth look like Choco-Pops-cereal y'all ?

This is just to much ! ... i just hope who-ever got this tattoo, got a refund ! :-)

Artist Spotlight : Miss Keri babbbbyyy !

2009-08-21T01:14:00.000-07:00

I'm really starting to feel Miss Keri ! Her songs are fire most of the time and she's got a good voice too ! :) I particulary like Swag On, Knocks you down, Turning me off, and some of her featurings like the one she did on R. Kelly's - Number One... BUT !!! she needs to loose that horrible two-toned-dead-animal-hair she got on her head...

Miss Keri, i don't know who fooled you into believing that curly-ass-half-blond-ghetto-weave was the sh*t but that person needs to have his eyes checked !!!

I think she's a pretty girl, but i just can't get past that haiiiiiiiiir ! g*ddammmmn' !!!

I thought we weren't doing two-toned weaves anymore since Keyshia Cole "let it go" anno 2000 ?

Question ?

2009-08-19T14:10:00.000-07:00

How come y'all is never commenting on any of the posts ?

Feeling shyyyyyyyy ? Come on everybody, let loose and lemme know what you think !

Hit the "Comment" button and tell us how ya really feel !!!

(if it doesnt work right-away, just re-hit the submit button and your comment will appear !)

Peace

WB !

It's all about US wednesdaaaays !

2009-08-19T06:02:00.000-07:00

Some chi-chi ball action - for the feeeellas !!!

Courtesy of Durty Mo' at http://www.youknowyoudeadazzwrong.blogspot.com/

the funnyestest site on the web featuring nuthin' but party-induced foolywang-ness !

check it out y'all !

speechless

2009-08-19T04:25:00.000-07:00

I don't even know where to start with this sh*t right here !

Ay Caramba ! ! ! ! White folks are just too creative for their own good sometimes !
what the h*ll is this !?!

I don't know what is most disturbing about this picture ?
1. that they actually OWN these kind of suits !? I mean like... can you buy this stuff at WalMart or sumthin ? :-o (y'all tell me, i live in Europe.. we normal over here...lol)

2. Why would anyone actually want to do this type a sh*t ????? (like, how does anyone - who is not a illusion-having drugaddict come up with this idea ?)

3. Why is that little girl pulling on her dad's penis !!! this is just soooo wrong ! That just screems incestuous hippie family to me !! (-> urgh, i hate that kind of folks...)

4. And couldn't dad at least "trim" that Amazionian bush-situation he's got going on under there, before posing for that horrible suit and feeling the need to share this foolishness with the world !?

You can be sure this little girls college-money is going straight to her therapists bank account later !!! Parenting-fail... or like DurtyMo would say... *i'm done*

Panty Creamer of the Day !

2009-08-19T03:23:00.001-07:00

ANDERSON COOPER *drool drool*

For Mr. Will B. ! (who, by the way, is a total panty-creamer-deluxe himself ! or as Nicki Minaj would say.. He's not a ref., but he can make my p*ssy whistle... ..hahaha*)

*...note to self... : that was gross dude !

and if you can't get enough of this silver fox : check out Michael K's Anderson-articles at dlisted.com

Buag

2009-08-19T03:09:00.000-07:00

I used to stan for Kelis big time when she first came out ! (well, when her Milkshake was bringin boys to the yard at least)... but now i'm so over her... Whenever i see her on pics, she just looks like a color-matching-impaired, plump-plus-sized, hanging-around-the-block-all-day-doing-nothing, greedy-ass gold-digging baby-momma ! And no, that is NOT a good thing... Bye Kelis !

* P.S. all this being said, i think this bi$h couldn't care less.... with 50k a month in child support... who cares how fat you look... or what the world might think of yo' ass ?! riiiiiiiiight !?)

picture source : theybf.com

Cabo Verdean ASSSSSS !

2009-08-19T01:17:00.000-07:00

Wowieee !
Kanye and Amber were spotted taking up some sun at Miami beach earlier this week....
Now ladies and gentlemen... this is some FIIIINE Cabo-Verdean ass for you ! (and yes, i gotta rep for my homeland ! :-p) ...

I'm not really feeling that thong though ! !! seems like she put it on sideways... or sumthin' !

Anywayyyyys... i have to say that "Kamber" is slowly beginning to grow on me ! I'm sure Kanye is pretty well aware of his nice marketing-tactics of boosting his image with this fly chick on his arm... cuz let's be honest... Kanye West is the most annoying, obnoxious person on da planet ! His endless rants, his CAPS ONLY POSTS ON HIS BLOG, his ego-bigger-than Aretha Franklin's chi-chi's, his boring-ass statements, his whining and complaining... urgh... he's such a beyotch !
:-/

But now with this chick on his arm, seems like he's less on my wonder-nerves getting lately...
I think she just gives him a bit more "like-ability"... and the fact of having a bish on his side that is way fly-er than him is probably toning down his ego a little as well !!! Go Kamber !!! Y'all can come and have tea at my place any time you want ! :-p

picture source : www.necolebitchie.com

Beats for the Jeeps : throwback edition 2 for 1 !

2009-08-18T04:48:00.000-07:00

*Runnin' up in pretty b*tches constantly,.. the Smals bitch, who da f*ck it was supposed to be !*

Woooohoooooo !!! These were MY JAAAAAMS in the '95 !!!
I just can't believe this is 14 years ago already !!! When Hip-Hop was still hot and Lil' Kim looked like a human !

These two song are, imho, still two of the hottest rap-tunes ever !
Ok, granted, the lyrics were maybe not the deepest, but that flow is SIIIIIICK ! and Lil' Kim was looking hotter than a California Summer Day back than !!!!

I just wish she would go back to the ghetto-princess she was back then, in stead of trying to be "a black barbie"... :(

Crank up tha volume and Enjoy y'all !!!

Scammmmm

2009-08-18T02:01:00.000-07:00

Police got an anonymous call Wednesday from someone who raised suspicions about a man who tried to sell him a huge flat screen television out of his beige 1980 Oldsmobile Cutlass in the Wal-Mart parking lot. The witness said the seller told him he had bought the TV for $60 at a flea market and was selling it for only 100$... One 14th of the actual retail price !

Later that day, police stopped the Cutlass after spotting it driving through San Leandro....
In the back of the car, they found a box containing what appeared to be an expensive 37-inch flat-screen television. The television in question was wrapped in packaging material and had installation instructions on the back, a Best Buy price sticker for $1,949 and accompanying electric cables....

After taking a closer look to the item, the police officer discovered that the TV was in actuality a glass oven door cleverly disguised as a TV.

"It was very ingenious," Ballew said. "If you were a bargain hunter, you might think, 'Wow, this is the deal of the day."

Police confiscated the item, but no charges were filed in relation to its attempted sale.

*bwahahahaha* ... some people truly think they playin' us smart ! :-p

source

Tyra is going "natural"... well... kind off...

2009-08-18T00:30:00.000-07:00

Tyra Banks has set her mind on re-storing black females' confidence and pride in their roots by encouraging them to show their real "them".... That is why, she has announced she will be presenting the season premiere of “The Tyra Banks Show” sporting her natural hair (sans the wig).... Now THAT would make for some ground breaking TV ! :)

This is what Tyra's team had to say about the next season's premiere....

“This season on The Tyra Show we’re taking it to the next level and getting more real than ever before by encouraging women everywhere to own and rock what they’ve got and be proud! For the Season 5 premiere, I will be doing just that - no fake hair, I’m rocking my REAL hair. This will all be going down on September 8, 2009, which we’re declaring National Real Hair Day! We welcome everyone to go natural with me!”

Ok... Going NATURAL she says..... but shouldn't she loose the make-up too then ? and what about the fake eye-lashes, colored contacts, push up bra's, 6 inch heels that make her look taller, etc etc ? :)

*i kid i kid...* Nice initiative Tyra ! <3

source : theybf.com

5 Golden Rules to happy life !

2009-08-17T01:57:00.000-07:00

If you were ever to experience the wonderful privilege to go on a date with El Wonderboy-de-Luxe :) , you should know that there are a couple of things which tremendously annoy me on a daily basis... Some of the dumbest / most annoying / stupid trends in daily modern life...

by Wonderboy :)

1. Foldable bikes...

I don't know why, but i just think they look STUPID ! :) !! Especially when operated by annoying environmentalist-planet-savers who feel the need to take them in the metro (just because "they can") and then block the passage in front of the doors with their "folded bikes"... Please make up your mind... or you go by bike... or you take the metro... but don't come taking up all this space with your foldable sh*t when we are already having difficulties finding a place to put our feet in the metro !

2. Men in White pants

It's the year two-thousand-fucking-nine, who still wears these ? (Unless you're gayer than a Barbara Streisand song...) Unless your fashionally challenged, white pants (ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE IN LINEN) are just dead-azz-wrong ! Let the 90's rest in peace !

2. Gay couples with dogs

I have absolutely nothing against gay couples... or dogs... or even gay dogs... but Gay couples with dogs just annoy the hell out of me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We get it, you're in love, you're committed, you bought a dog together cuz you couldnt have babies, blahblahblah... *barf*

(Jack Russels score double annoyance-points !!)

4. Crocs

Anyone over 6 years old... LEAVE THE CROC ALONE !!!! Crocs are responsible for the most hideous fashion trend, since the cut-off jeans shorts !!! I Just can't imagine anyone in his right mind (or who is not blind) would find these attractive !!! I DO NOT care how comfortable they are... you look like a FOOL !!! *amen*...

5. People listening to Music on their cell-phone on public transport...

That sh*t just makes me want to take your head and bang it against the subway-window !!!

Why the hell you want to make me mad for ? Nothing more annoying than riding the bus after a long day at work and being forced to listen to some stupid-ass' mobile-music !

Especially since, most of the time, it is BAD music ! Nobody cares what you listen to goddamned, buy yourself some head-phones and leave us decent people in peace !!

See !? it ain't hard... Just follow these 5 simple rules...
and i'm sure we'll be the best of friends ! If you have any other annoyances, please feel free to comment :-)

:-p

Peace,

Wonderboy

Ay Caramba !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-08-16T23:34:00.000-07:00

Ay Carambaaaaa !!!!!!!!!! My eyes hurt !!!

I know Jesus died on the cross for ALL of our sins, but THIS FOOL here is taking this shit waaaaaaaaay to far !!!!!!!! wooowie ! lord have mercy !

I don't even know what to comment on first...
The fact that he is wearing lace woman-panties ?
His unfortunate body-shape ?
Those white socks ?
Maybe the sexy-ass blue nipple-clips !?
Or his verrrry sexy and seductive facial expression ? :-)

Maybe i could discuss this splendid interior ? Those teddy-bears hanging lifeless-ly from the wall ! Fool, if you wanna take a picture of yourself,... at least CLEAN UP a little !!!

How is this appealing or sexy to ANY LIVING CREATURE with common sense ?

urgh ! this is just too much for me to handle on a monday morning !!
*steps outside to throw up a little*

Have a wonderweek y'all !

picture source : www.luriddigs.com

Celebrities get old too !

2009-08-14T02:28:00.000-07:00

Yesterday i commented on Ginuwine starting to look "old as hell"... But it seems like he's not the only one... !!! today a picture surfaced of LL Cool J, looking like my uncle Freddy !! :-o

And the other day, Michaelk posted pics of Brad Pitt on dlisted.com as well...

The once picture perfect-hunk is starting to look like he's pushing 40-something ! He has some wrinkles around his eyes and the hair is getting "oldier-looking" too !

It's kinda strange to see a Hollywood Celebrity who doesn't look like his skin has been pulled back behind his ears, botoxed and lipo-ed !! I must say, the feeling is kinda "dual"... He obviously is not over-botoxing and in a certain way, it's nice to see him looking "natural" and to know that there are still people who refuse to get nip-tucked to conform to the industry-image...
On the other hand side... I must admit I have probably been brainwashed by Photo-shop-ped magazine covers and tons of make up, cuz it does feel awkard to see a star who looks like "a real life person with flaws and all".... and yes... i do believe he did look better when he was a bit younger ! :) Guess in the end this just proves that beauty will always be temporary !

An other thing I realised by seeing these pics is that i'm getting OLD myself ! Goddaaaaamn' ! All these guys were "stars" in the 90's already when I was "in my childhood"... it just seems weird to see them turning into "mature men" as well....

I wonder if "the younger generation" will feel the same when they'll see Beyonce or Lady Gaga when they will be near 40 !!!!

source http://www.dlisted.com/

source : www.theybf.com

Panty Creamer of the Day !

2009-08-13T07:35:00.001-07:00

Vladislav Doronin !!!!!!!!!!!

*waaaaaaaaaw* -> sigh

LOOK AT HIM !!!! .... AND he's a billionaire !

picture source : www.concreteloop.com

picture source : www.whosdatedwho.com

New Music ! Ginuwine and Beyoncé

2009-08-13T07:13:00.000-07:00

Damn' Ginuwine lookin' old as hell !!!! :-/

...Ginuwine is still trying to stay relevant and has just released a new video to this song "Trouble"... *urgh...* - don't get me wrong, i was a major Ginuwine-stan during his pony-days... The Timbaland Beats sounded soooo hot and that album was the shiiiiiiiiiit !

But this video... hm... *scratchin' my head*... now don't get me wrong, the song is not baaaaad... but i think he should have come with somethin' harder than that if he really wants to get back to international fame and stardom.... The song is decent, but certainly not buy/downloading material !!! Too bad, cuz he does have a good voice !! Good luck with that G !

And Beyoncé has a new song out as well... it's called "Poison"... and it's featured on DJ Haze’s upcoming R&B mixtape “Big R&B Ego.”... .... ....

It was on here, but you know Daddy knowles went personnally to the Youtube offices and treaten them to sue their asses if they didnt yank it of the net... so no more beyoncé...

anyways... .. Zzzzzzz...zzzzz..zzzzz....zzz..... She bores me ! :)

When stupid people do Stupid stuff

2009-08-13T03:37:00.000-07:00

Urgh !!! this is exactly the type of shit that gets me mad !!!

Why he wanna go and use his basketball ring as a katapult anyway ?!

It was probably a lame-ass idea from his lame-ass friends, and i hope he got that by now !
That'll teach him to act a g*dd*mn fool...

***well-f*cking-done*** !!!

Nia Long sans le belly-button !

2009-08-12T00:56:00.000-07:00

Now, I understand it takes a lot of courage to strip butt-naked and get in front of the camera...
But I don't think Nia Long even had to go through that !! It's obvioussss they just took her head and pasted it over some chick's body, photoshopped a pole in between them legs and airbrushed some raggedy-ass-half-ghetto-metro-environment around it !

If you plan on doing something like this... at leas have the guts to do it right !!! ! Don't make them slim your thighs down 4 sizes, cut your waist in half, just erase your belly-button and put some nasty pole between your legs !!! (urgh, can you imagine rubbing your she-woman-area against a bacteria-housing-millions-a-day-sneezing-than-holding-this-pole in the metro ... N-A-S-T-Y !!!)
We all know what a naked woman looks like ... (well kind of.. er er erg! :) ) You know, it's OKAAAAY to have a belly-button ! And to have an actual human-sized body !
Some people take this photo-shop-sh*t way too far !

And what's up with the Stripper-Shoes NIA ? ... (come to think about it... the stripper-pole, the stripper-shoes.. maybe it is a concept after all !) but then again... why would she be wanting to read the newspaper naked in the metro ! ay caramba ! i'm lost ! :-(

I'll give NIA thumbs up for the idea/initiative.... but two thumbs down for execution !

Panty Creamer of the Day !

2009-08-11T14:56:00.001-07:00

To my Caramel Sprinkled Diamond Baby girl Sweet Chocolate Flavored Butterscotch Princess Zee...

One of the sexiest Chelsea Lately interviews with the panty creamer of the day ! :-)

He's sooooooooooo cute ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Fashion Victim !

2009-08-11T07:43:00.000-07:00

Well, you have to give it to him... he's got an eye for detail... with them matching-color accessories 'nd sh*t !! He's giving the lingerie-models a run for their money !! :)

You think this person is someone's dad ???

*buag !*

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source : pictureisunrelated.com

Bleh !

2009-08-11T00:55:00.000-07:00

Mwahahahaha !! FOOL !!!!

Nr. 1 rule when getting a tattoo ... MAKE SURE IT IS SPELLED CORRECTLY !!!!!!

idiiiiiiiiot !

WTF ?

2009-08-10T07:50:00.000-07:00

What the G***amn F**k ?!

This is so disturbing ! I think i need eye-bleach ! :-/

Imagine you're in the club getting your groove on, you turn around and BAM ! there you are, face-to-face with this nucca with his sh*t hangin' out...

Why he wanna flip out the peen in the middle of the dancefloor sure is a mistery to meeee ! (well... at this kind of party anyways :-p lol)

source : thisisphotobomb.com

Tuts my Barreh !

2009-08-10T01:54:00.001-07:00

I know a lot of you have already seen this, but this is just tooooooooo good to pass up !

"i want you to carress me like a tropical priest"....
***blank stare***

Gotta have love for my gay-Koreanos ! :-)

P.S. please pay special attention to the extra-fancy finger-pointing-moves...

Branding gone wrong !

2009-08-10T01:46:00.000-07:00

I'm all for innovating and finding catchy brand-names... but some people take this sh*t waaaay to far ! :) ... I just wonder what the ingredients to this "CreamAss" are !!! :)

source : failblog.org

Tattoo Fail !

2009-08-08T16:46:00.000-07:00

Bwahahahahaa !!
this just screams F-A-I-L to me !

Imagine not only losing your loved one, but than having THIS as a last memory !!

If that girl was still alive (rip), she would dropkick his silly ass for this kind of foolishness !!!

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Wonder-music !

2009-08-08T13:10:00.000-07:00

Letoya's new CD is out ! You can listen to a preview of all the tracks here.

I must admit I haven't listened to all tracks (yes... i have other Wonder-sh*t to do too ! lol)...

But the album sounds more than decent to me ! Her voice sounds good and the vibe remind me of some good old-school r&b like we used to listen to in the 90's !! The only thing i missed where some good club-bangers !!! (most of the album are slow-jams... perfect for da bedroom though !)

Anyways ! I have always liked Letoya, ever since she was in Destiny's Child (i always thought she was the prettiest of them all) and I had been rooting for her since she got kicked out by daddy Knowles !

Glad she's back with a second CD and hope she'll do weeeell !!! Good luck to her ! :)

Beats for the Jeep : throwback edition !

2009-08-07T08:02:00.001-07:00

This was my JAM !
Ciara used to be sooooo hot !!!!!!!!!!! and this was thé perfect beat for the jeep ! :)
Ghetto-sexy ...

Spell-check !

2009-08-07T01:13:00.000-07:00

Bwahahahahahaa !! FAIL !!!!!

Too bad tattoo-guns don't have spell-check !!! :)

Damn' !

Abstract !

2009-08-07T01:02:00.001-07:00

Hmmm... what can I say.... :-/

The concept probably seemed right... in her head ... :-o

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Crazy Sexual Preferences....

2009-08-06T06:54:00.001-07:00

My name is Albert, i'm a 35 yo Single White Male... and i get turned on by doing pretend-sexy-times with plastic dragons... especially when i'm naked and wearing nothing but white socks..."

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Say Something nice-challenge !

2009-08-06T01:18:00.000-07:00

THE SAY SOMETHIN NICE CHALLENGE !!

It's simple - it's easy ! I give you the picture, you give me "something nice to say about these people"...

Urgh... i hate everything !

I know these are probably the 80's... But when was this look EVER appropriate ??!?

Hit the comments section and say something nice !

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Youtube Clip of the Day !

2009-08-06T01:15:00.000-07:00

Urgh ! I couldn't leave Mr. Frazier out could I ? :-)

Who wouldn't love to meet this guy for some drinks ?!

*she can be as seeeexxyyyy as she wants !* bwahahaha

Trannies need love too !

2009-08-06T01:01:00.000-07:00

Spotted at the Amsterdam Gay Pride....

... ... ... *staring at my screen*

well, at least he/she/it thought of matching the wig to the outfit !!! so Congrats' for that !

bweh !

Panty Creamer of the Day !

2009-08-05T15:17:00.000-07:00

Let's kick of a new category : The Panty Creamer of the day !!!
* just for your viewing pleasure *

Episode nr. 1. : Shemar Moore, the sexy-ass cop in Criminal Minds !!!!

Dedicated to my cousin AGNES : HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY ! lots of Wonder-love

picture source: theybf.com

Titty-de-luxe ! :)

2009-08-05T08:38:00.000-07:00

Now THAT's the kind of PARTY i would attend !!

Yay ! Humongous Tittayballs extra-ordinaire !!!

Love the outfit too ! :)

source : youknowyoudeadazzwrong

Country Queen !

2009-08-05T04:57:00.000-07:00

What exactly was he thinking when he put together the concept to this photo-shoot ?
... i swear, some people just have TOO MUCH free time !!

source : Awkward family photos

Creepy !

2009-08-05T01:31:00.001-07:00

File this under : creepy ideas !

A company called Cremation Solutions has started selling urns that look exactly like the head of your dead loved one or "your favorite celebrity."

This ugly shit is made copying pictures of the deceased. Some people call this "a good way of dealing with your loss"... i call this shit CREEPY !!!

On the other hand side... This way, you can still take your dead boyfriend to the movies, or picknicking, ... or have it watch TV with you at night... :-)

Do you think they come with hair as well ?????

source : dlisted

Wonder-links !

2009-08-05T01:11:00.000-07:00

Check out some of my favourite links !!!!

(actually, as this is the first Wonder-link entry, i'll just give you some of my all-time favourite links...)

Dlisted : www.dlisted.com - Michael K is my hero, my savior ! Funniest Celebrity blog on the web. His writing style just cracks me up everytime ! He loves dlist celebrities, elegant eyebrows, puppies and peen !!! that's my type of guy !

Necole Bitchie : www.necolebitchie.com - Necole Bitchie is the hottest Gossip Reporter from Atlanta. Nice Celebrity blog with "Black Entertainment News".

Youknowyoudeadazzwrong : http://youknowyoudeadazzwrong.blogspot.com - Durty Mo giving you the best of club-induced foolery !! Come and get your cousins please ! :) Some people seem to own no mirrors !!!

Crunk & Disorderly : www.crunktastical.net - Hosted by Fresh, the empress of Fuckery, Crunk & Disorderly is thé site you need to visit for some straight-up messed-up entertainment foolishness... Love Fresh and her funny-ass comments... even though i don't always get what she's saying !

Check them out !!!

Tattoo-fail !

2009-08-04T09:34:00.000-07:00

Introducing yet another category ! Lame-ass tattoo's...

Some people obviously have shit for brains ! ...

This shit leaves me speachless.... seems like this tattoo-"artist" had a problem adjusting his colors ! :-o

Maybe he was just color-blind !

F-A-I-L ! Two thumbs down and a bag full of what the f*cks !

Beats for the Jeeps !

2009-08-04T06:32:00.000-07:00

Beats for the Jeeps : a WonderBoy Selection to bump in your car or your Ipod !

Enjoy !

Hit the comments-button !

2009-08-04T04:28:00.000-07:00

Welcome Back to Confessions of a Wonderboy !
If there's anything special you'd like to see / read / know / learn / here / do / say ....

....let me know in the comment-section !

Love, :)

WB

Rich Ngga Sht !

2009-08-04T00:46:00.000-07:00

Soulja Boy got a new diamond chain ! It's not JUST A CHAIN... no, it's a Black Diamond Incrusted remote-controlled Lamborghini...

That's right ! That ignorant a** douchebag got a children's toy incrusted with black diamonds...

Souljah Boy has a blog called "Rich Nigga Shit".... i think he needs to rethink that and call it "Dumb Nigga Shit".... :-/

Check the video of him playing with his dumb-ass-chain below

This being said... it does seem as if this "dumb-ass-chain-shit" has been getting out of control lately !!! Some of the bling-bling foolywang...

Freak of Nature !

2009-08-03T04:46:00.000-07:00

Hahahaha !
This video is pretty disgusting, but still pretty funny :-)

Yogi Ogi Pedo F*ckery !

2009-08-03T04:26:00.000-07:00

This video is so pedo-wrong in so many ways !! and therefore the perfect item to start of this blog !!!

My eyes feel raped ! and my soul has just been scarred for life...

What kind of parent would let his kid participate in this kind of crazyness ! :-o

Welcome !

2009-07-29T08:33:00.001-07:00

Hello all !

Welcome to Confessions of a Wonderboy !
After being a faithful reader to some of the funniest blogs on the web (dlisted.com, necolebitchie.com, youknowyoudeadazzwrong.com and crunktastical.net)... i thought it was time for me to get my own webspace ! :)

I will use this to regularly update you on what i believe is the hottest (or the nottest) in showbizz, lifestyle, sports, fashion, food, movies, etc !!!

In other words, all you need to become a hottttt biatch! :)

Come back often and check out what's new !

Love,

WB

Confessions of a Wonderboy

This man is my (kind of) hero !

Kim Cattrall looks so tight !

Artist Spotlight : Jazmine Sullivan

Escandaaaaloooooo !

Trends which need to stop NOW !

Marketing-fail

Beats for the Jeeps

Pizza Face :-o

Wonderboy’s tips for a fabulous life.. Fashion and lifestyle do’s and don’ts !

Panty Creamer of the Day : Josh Hartnett

Fashion Faux-pas of the week ! Teyana Taylor

Tattoo-miss

Artist Spotlight : Miss Keri babbbbyyy !

Question ?

It's all about US wednesdaaaays !

*speechless*

Panty Creamer of the Day !

*Buag*

Cabo Verdean ASSSSSS !

Beats for the Jeeps : throwback edition 2 for 1 !

Scammmmm

Tyra is going "natural"... well... kind off...

5 Golden Rules to happy life !

Ay Caramba !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Celebrities get old too !

Panty Creamer of the Day !

New Music ! Ginuwine and Beyoncé

When stupid people do Stupid stuff

Nia Long sans le belly-button !

Panty Creamer of the Day !

Fashion Victim !

Bleh !

WTF ?

Tuts my Barreh !

Branding gone wrong !

Tattoo Fail !

Wonder-music !

Beats for the Jeep : throwback edition !

Spell-check !

Abstract !

Crazy Sexual Preferences....

Say Something nice-challenge !

Youtube Clip of the Day !

Trannies need love too !

Panty Creamer of the Day !

Titty-de-luxe ! :)

Country Queen !

Creepy !

Wonder-links !

Tattoo-fail !

Beats for the Jeeps !

Hit the comments-button !

Rich N*gga Sh*t !

Freak of Nature !

Yogi Ogi Pedo F*ckery !

Welcome !

speechless

Buag

Rich Ngga Sht !