This man is my (kind of) hero !

As read today in the news :

A 61-year-old man has been charged with child cruelty after allegedly slapping a toddler he did not know when she would not stop crying at Walmart ...

Police says the girl and her mother were shopping Monday when the toddler began crying. The police report says Stephens approached Ms Mathews and said, 'If you don't shut that baby up, I will shut her up for you.' Authorities say Stephens then grabbed the toddler and slapped the two-year-old girl four times. Police say an examination showed the girl's face was slightly red.

'See, I told you I would shut her up,' he said to the mother after the attack, according to a police report. Stephens got arrested and is now charged with felony cruelty to children after the incident on Monday.

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Let's be real y'all,... kids are just totally annoying AND useless.... I sometimes compare them to dogs... they waste your money, they just eat, drink, sleep, make the house dirty and do nothing in return... at least dogs guard your house... and they dont speak to say bullshit !!! :-/

Everybody who knows me, knows I absolutely hate children... (yes, there, i said it !) especially the noisy bratty type... There is nothing worse than taking the plain, or sitting in the bus, or relaxing in a bar and have a noisy-ass-crying kid to spoil your working-adult-quality time !!

I think it would be for their own good if young children would be kept in cages or at least on a leash at all times... or at least there should be some kind of law that forces parents to keep their children quiet in the following situations

a. in all types of "adult-like-places" : shops, airplanes, cinema's, concerts, etc....

b. between 4 PM and 8 PM : when people return from home and are tired and the last thing
they want to hear is baby-screaming

c. whenever their opinion is not needed / asked for / valuable

Countless times i was THIS close to slapping a kid but of course i don't have the guts for it (and i don't want to go to jail either !!!) so i thank Roger Stephens for putting out this very strong signal to all parents... KEEP YOUR KID QUIET or there can be serious repercussions !!!

P.S. Ok, ok, i admit,... there was no need for him the slap the lil' girl FOUR times... i guess just one little slap would have made the message clear...

P.S. he hit the girl 4 times and her face was just "a little reddish" ??? Roger Stephens slaps like a beyoooootch !!! i would have knocked that little crybaby out ! :-p

text source : http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

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Kim Cattrall looks so tight !

Wow !!
Michael k posted some pics of Kim Cattrall on the set of Sex and the City 2 and i was so amazed !

This woman must be pushing 60 now and her face still looks tighter than a virgin p*ssy... (so i have heard...i mean, about the p*ssy, not about the face...) There must have been some serious pulling going on with that mug !!

Anyways, i'm feeling quite divided about the sequel to SATC... the first movie wasn't that great already so i'm kind of wondering how they're going to milk the story even more... and of course, the fact that the actresses are all well beyond 40 is also a bit weird ! The series we love so much was about 4 young women finding their way in Manhattan... now it's about 4 MILF's trying to act enthusiast to cash their check !!! hm.... but of course, i will go and watch it when it hits theatres.... just curious to see what happens ! :) (maybe they'll bring Aidan back !) hihihi

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Artist Spotlight : Jazmine Sullivan

I've been listening to this Jazmine Sullivan song "Bust your Windows" on "repeat" for the last couple of days... The feeling to the song is just really cool and her voice is nice too, reminds me a little of early-days Mary J. Blige...

On a side note though, if you're a crazy heffa and you're thinking about busting my windows, you better know i'd bust your teefs out too !!

:-p

Escandaaaaloooooo !

Blahahahahaah !!! Durty Mo' at http://www.ykydaw.com/ ain't sh*t for putting us through this type of eye-rapery every-day ! This boy is giving of a serious case of the rainbow feeeever !!!! Those heels are hot though ! And the way he looking at the camera y'all... he just made me moist in my down-low man area ! :)

Ay Caramba ! You better Work Bish ! Make Love to the Cameraaaaa !!!

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Trends which need to stop NOW !

This sh*t right here just makes me sick to my stomach... !!
Why would anyone want to do this to my eyes ? I swear if i ever see someone in the street wearing these, i can't be held responsible for my actions... and i'll knock that b*tch out...
Two thumbs down and a bag full of wtf's for the creator of this foolishness right here ! :-o

Marketing-fail

hahaha... just another proof that all men really are (kind of like) dogs ! :-p

Beats for the Jeeps

WAAAAaahahahahaa !!
This was one of my favourite jams in the '95 !!! (when we where still rocking discmans and Lil' Kim was black !)... Everybody knows Wonderboy prefers the peen over the poon... but if i'd ever HAVE to marry... this would be my pick ! :-)

Hold up Wait a minuuuuuute... don't go there... cuz i ain't your Hoooooooooooo-oooo-oooo-ooooh !!! ahahaha

Pizza Face :-o

What the hell was he thinkin' ? :-o
*i'm sick*
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Wonderboy’s tips for a fabulous life.. Fashion and lifestyle do’s and don’ts !

Whassup beyotches ! Posting has been a bit slow lately, cuz I had lots of shiat going on ! but now I’m back on track and postin’ like a maddafakka ! :) ahahahah ! (actually, my automobile broke down… so here I am, sitting in my car, live-blogging while waiting for road-assistance to come and save my ass !)

So… now that we have some more time… here it is… by popular demand…. the Wonderboy’s deca-log for a Wonderlife-style ! (part I)

Fashion do’s and don’ts

I particularly dislike mono-coloured-dressing people ! You have probably seen them once somewhere sometime … they’re these people wearing one-coloured clothes from head to toe… combining the white pants, with the white shirt, with the white shoes and the white belt… this is a big no-no… why the hell you wanna do that for ? Unless you want to look like a big ole boring mono-coloured-object (let’s say “a boat”, or a “bus” or a “used glass container”….) I don’t think that is the purpose… Always mix in some color… be fresh, be colorful ! P.S. You get extra annoyance-points for being dressed in all white, or all denim… that shit is NASTY and soooo nineties ! (see the spray-on-tanning-accident-dressed-in-all-white-looking-like-a-fool below)..

Meterological challenged dressers are the worst too !!! …. Uhuh… you know who I’m talking about… it’s 40°C hot outside and the fool is wearing a sweater or a jacket (most of the time to show of the brand)…These are the same type of people who be wearing flip-flops with jeans… that shit ain’t right ! If it’s hot, you wear shorts (with flip-flops) and if it’s cold, wear some jeans and sneakers… It ain’t that hard is it ??? No need to get everything mixed up, with this global warming and everythang, the weather is already f*cked up as it is ! Repeat offenders in this category are “The American teenager tourist” with their nasty toes in their nasty flip flops under their nasty jeans !, or the “Black Man in the club” wearing waaaay to much clothes and dying of over-heating…. shades in da club are not-done either... it ain't called a "night-club" for nothing dude... there's no sun, no need for shades... plus, when you don't see shyt... you don't know who you're talking to.... and trust me, waking up in the morning and realising the b*tch has no teefs is not a good way to start of your day ! *urgh*

(P.S. i love me some Zac Efron though ! loool)


The classics : if you are STILL wearing Sandals in the ’09, or wearing white tube socks…. Then you know there’s something wrong with yo’ ass… Unless you are blind, and have NOOOOO friends to tell you that shit is ugly, you are not supposed to do this shit ! I just don’t understand how some people still rock the “white socks under suits”-look… (even Albanians should have gotten the memo by now!) I shouldn’t even be telling you this again, now should I ? Additionally, if you are a man and you wear any type of foot-wear-material that shows your toes… than I am not your friend… (unless they are flip-flops in summer, see point 2). I do not, nor will I ever accept Crocs, Sandals, Shoes with holes, or anything similar… And if you are a guy wearing Birkenstocks, I’ll have to drop-kick your silly ass to hell… boy bye ! :-/

Tattoos…. Can turn ugly pretty quick too ! We’re in the 2009 and the nineties are NOT coming back so let’s get a couple of things straight !.... If you recently got (or considering to get)...

1. a barcode,
b. a tribal,
c. Chinese signs tattooed…

... I should punch you in the face !!! That stuff is so un-original and totally 5 minutes ago… You’re not supposed to have any of these unless you are

a. a product,
b. a tribal neo-zealandish aboriginal or
c. a Chinese warrior…

But in any of these cases, it would be highly unprobable that you would be reading this… And don't even get me started on these fools who get Brand-names and logos tattoo'ed... DIDNT ANYONE TELL YOU THAT THAT SHIT IS PERMANENT ?! Get your shit straight goddamned !

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And a last type of shit i hate is the "Gay Man in love" (and feeling an uncontrollable need to share…)... Well guess what beyotch.. I don’t give a flying fuck… Don’t you just hate that ? Whenever a gay guy (fiiiiiiinally) finds a boyfriend, they just turn into these Mother Theresa-moralising type of boring bitches…. They start talking in “we-s” in stead of in “I-s”… And whenever you happen to have a one night stand (cuz yes, we’ve got needs too!), they’re quick to let you know how disgusting “you single people” are… Ay caramba ! And to say they were probably the major dick-eating ones before getting ‘of the street’… Another highly annoying habit of the GMiL (gay man in love), is calling you to “ask how you are doing?” and before you even got to answer the question, they just blahblahblahblah hours away about their lovers… fool siddown, I got better things to do than to listen to that bullshit… and guess what… your boyfriend is UGLY...


Follow these five rules... and i'm sure we can be friends ! :)

MORE TO COME SOON !!!

In the mean time, if you have any other "Fashion trends that really piss you off"... hit the comment button... or hit me up at confessionsofawonderboy@yahoo.com or tweet my ass at www.twitter.com/WBConfessions :)

Panty Creamer of the Day : Josh Hartnett

Josh Hartnett... but before he decided to turn all gross and greasy... :)

He used to be so ssssweeeexxxyyyyyyy (sans the moustache) ! :)