*speechless*

I don't even know where to start with this sh*t right here !

Ay Caramba ! ! ! ! White folks are just too creative for their own good sometimes !
what the h*ll is this !?!

I don't know what is most disturbing about this picture ?
1. that they actually OWN these kind of suits !? I mean like... can you buy this stuff at WalMart or sumthin ? :-o (y'all tell me, i live in Europe.. we normal over here...lol)

2. Why would anyone actually want to do this type a sh*t ????? (like, how does anyone - who is not a illusion-having drugaddict come up with this idea ?)

3. Why is that little girl pulling on her dad's penis !!! this is just soooo wrong ! That just screems incestuous hippie family to me !! (-> urgh, i hate that kind of folks...)

4. And couldn't dad at least "trim" that Amazionian bush-situation he's got going on under there, before posing for that horrible suit and feeling the need to share this foolishness with the world !?

You can be sure this little girls college-money is going straight to her therapists bank account later !!! Parenting-fail... or like DurtyMo would say... *i'm done*

Scammmmm

Police got an anonymous call Wednesday from someone who raised suspicions about a man who tried to sell him a huge flat screen television out of his beige 1980 Oldsmobile Cutlass in the Wal-Mart parking lot. The witness said the seller told him he had bought the TV for $60 at a flea market and was selling it for only 100$... One 14th of the actual retail price !

Later that day, police stopped the Cutlass after spotting it driving through San Leandro....
In the back of the car, they found a box containing what appeared to be an expensive 37-inch flat-screen television. The television in question was wrapped in packaging material and had installation instructions on the back, a Best Buy price sticker for $1,949 and accompanying electric cables....

After taking a closer look to the item, the police officer discovered that the TV was in actuality a glass oven door cleverly disguised as a TV.

"It was very ingenious," Ballew said. "If you were a bargain hunter, you might think, 'Wow, this is the deal of the day."

Police confiscated the item, but no charges were filed in relation to its attempted sale.

*bwahahahaha* ... some people truly think they playin' us smart ! :-p

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5 Golden Rules to happy life !

If you were ever to experience the wonderful privilege to go on a date with El Wonderboy-de-Luxe :) , you should know that there are a couple of things which tremendously annoy me on a daily basis... Some of the dumbest / most annoying / stupid trends in daily modern life...

by Wonderboy :)

1. Foldable bikes...




I don't know why, but i just think they look STUPID ! :) !! Especially when operated by annoying environmentalist-planet-savers who feel the need to take them in the metro (just because "they can") and then block the passage in front of the doors with their "folded bikes"... Please make up your mind... or you go by bike... or you take the metro... but don't come taking up all this space with your foldable sh*t when we are already having difficulties finding a place to put our feet in the metro !

2. Men in White pants

It's the year two-thousand-fucking-nine, who still wears these ? (Unless you're gayer than a Barbara Streisand song...) Unless your fashionally challenged, white pants (ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE IN LINEN) are just dead-azz-wrong ! Let the 90's rest in peace !

2. Gay couples with dogs

I have absolutely nothing against gay couples... or dogs... or even gay dogs... but Gay couples with dogs just annoy the hell out of me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We get it, you're in love, you're committed, you bought a dog together cuz you couldnt have babies, blahblahblah... *barf*

(Jack Russels score double annoyance-points !!)

4. Crocs

Anyone over 6 years old... LEAVE THE CROC ALONE !!!! Crocs are responsible for the most hideous fashion trend, since the cut-off jeans shorts !!! I Just can't imagine anyone in his right mind (or who is not blind) would find these attractive !!! I DO NOT care how comfortable they are... you look like a FOOL !!! *amen*...

5. People listening to Music on their cell-phone on public transport...

That sh*t just makes me want to take your head and bang it against the subway-window !!!

Why the hell you want to make me mad for ? Nothing more annoying than riding the bus after a long day at work and being forced to listen to some stupid-ass' mobile-music !

Especially since, most of the time, it is BAD music ! Nobody cares what you listen to goddamned, buy yourself some head-phones and leave us decent people in peace !!

See !? it ain't hard... Just follow these 5 simple rules...
and i'm sure we'll be the best of friends ! If you have any other annoyances, please feel free to comment :-)

:-p

Peace,

Wonderboy

When stupid people do Stupid stuff

Urgh !!! this is exactly the type of shit that gets me mad !!!

Why he wanna go and use his basketball ring as a katapult anyway ?!

It was probably a lame-ass idea from his lame-ass friends, and i hope he got that by now !
That'll teach him to act a g*dd*mn fool...

***well-f*cking-done*** !!!