8/12/2009

Nia Long sans le belly-button !

Now, I understand it takes a lot of courage to strip butt-naked and get in front of the camera...
But I don't think Nia Long even had to go through that !! It's obvioussss they just took her head and pasted it over some chick's body, photoshopped a pole in between them legs and airbrushed some raggedy-ass-half-ghetto-metro-environment around it !

If you plan on doing something like this... at leas have the guts to do it right !!! ! Don't make them slim your thighs down 4 sizes, cut your waist in half, just erase your belly-button and put some nasty pole between your legs !!! (urgh, can you imagine rubbing your she-woman-area against a bacteria-housing-millions-a-day-sneezing-than-holding-this-pole in the metro ... N-A-S-T-Y !!!)
We all know what a naked woman looks like ... (well kind of.. er er erg! :) ) You know, it's OKAAAAY to have a belly-button ! And to have an actual human-sized body !
Some people take this photo-shop-sh*t way too far !

And what's up with the Stripper-Shoes NIA ? ... (come to think about it... the stripper-pole, the stripper-shoes.. maybe it is a concept after all !) but then again... why would she be wanting to read the newspaper naked in the metro ! ay caramba ! i'm lost ! :-(

I'll give NIA thumbs up for the idea/initiative.... but two thumbs down for execution !

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